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Caught on SORA's tape · TAPE 002
VEE, SORA, LOU and ZURI squeezed into the back of a yellow cab, VEE leaning into the lens
14A · Back of a cab03:40
VEE tying a huge pink bow on a stone lion while SORA films from the steps
14B · The museum steps02:14
The four walking arm in arm down a wet night street
14C · Walking it off03:21
The crew huddled around a parking meter wrapped in a pink bow
14D · Huddle at the meter03:02
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CAUGHT ON CAMERA

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Cam 07Exhibit ARain02:14:37
Cam 11Exhibit BCorner02:31:08
Line 2Exhibit HLast train03:02:19
PlatformE-002Train in03:11:44
Cam 03WitnessGallery 302:15:02
“I didn’t see anything.”

EVIDENCE

Act 01 · 9 pieces · ships in 2–5 days

CASE FILE 001

Nov 20 — Nov 27 · no witnesses
who did this??
Security camera wearing a pink bow and pearls
Exhibit A · cam 702:14
Fire hydrant wearing a pink bow and pearls
Exhibit B · hydrant11.27
Deadpan museum guard wearing a pearl earring and a pink bow
“I didn’t see anything.”
Exhibit C · witness?Gallery 3
Traffic cone dressed in pearls and a bow
Exhibit D · cone03:02
she's getting bolder →
Pink ribbon stretched across a night street
Exhibit E · finish line[redacted]
Hands with gold rings and pearl phone straps on a diner table
Exhibit F · accomplices2am
Pearls left on a bus stop bench next to an evidence marker
Exhibit G · left behind07
no damage. just bows.
Museum guard wearing a pearl earring and a small pink bow
Witness statement · Gallery 3

“I didn’t see anything.”

VEE is Soft Vandal’s AI muse. The guard never saw her. The cameras did. Everything she leaves behind is real and ships in a black envelope with a numbered evidence card.

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Statement of intent

We don't ask permission. We leave pearls on hydrants, bows on cameras and gold in your hair. No damage. Just beautiful little acts of vandalism.

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